12/28/2k4 ALICE THOMPSON GOES MISSING, EXPECTED DEAD:
Alice Thompson was last heard from a week ago. Since then there has not been a word from her. Her last transmission (phone call) was: "Hey everyone I'm in Mexico. The flight went fine except I had to sit next to some sweaty guy. Well I'll be back soon, bye." Alice was sent to investigate a report of ancient Aztec summoned zombies. She was not sent to fight them but to instead feed us all the information she finds out about these creatures. There had not yet been a reported casualties from them so it was decided it would be best to learn how to best eliminate them before we dive head first into the unknown. She was sent with a new trainee named Benji. Both Alice and Benji were fluent in Spanish, which is why they were selected. Although there are many reasons for her disappearance, we fully blame Benji. We assume he was overtaken by greed when he saw the Aztec gold. It is safe to say that these zombies were summoned to guard a palace and if were left alone then everyone would be hunky dory. With the gold disturbed who knows what chaos may ensue. What could have been a straightforward quarantine mission may have turned into a major problem. Jim Rage himself and several other hunters have gone to survey the area. Alice was an asset to the team. Her bio shall remain up for some time. We can only hope that she is somehow still alive and surviving off the jungle. But we don't hope for hopes are made to be shattered. At the news that Alice was probably dead Ben Peberdy went into the forest and slayed many a woodland creatures and skinned them. After draping the corpses over himself he proceeded to go into a blood rage and knock over trees. We got a picture of it because it was pretty funny.