9/17/2k5 - JIM RAGE'S ELITE ZOMBIE HUNTING SQUAD EXTENDS SERVICES

In an odd twist of fate Jim Rage’s Elite Zombie Hunting Squad has had relatively little to do lately (hence the lack of news in past weeks). Blue Springs suddenly found itself with a lack of zombies to kill. ?The problem is we killed them all!? exclaimed Frank Gritt at this morning’s team meeting. Throughout the years Jim Rage’s Elite Zombie Hunting Squad has battled the worst zombie epidemic in the world here in Blue Springs Vermont. Radioactivity, chemicals, voodoo, food poisoning, the combination is perfect for zombies. But with a major anti-zombie push, a renewed cleanup plan, and the lack of interest for people to move to such an area has left Blue Springs pretty dull.
The world however is not safe and that’s why we have decided to extend our services. We have always provided protection to New England but now we are setting up bases for the push against “The Zombies”. The Peberdy Bros. have been sent up to the slums of Burlington Vermont, which is known for its pseudo-hipster zombies. The Mad Hatter and Mary The Mistress of Madness have been sent to Boston, which is just teaming with the suckers. Hanz Iron Thighs and Brock Ironsides have been sent to help out in Canada where they are able to hide amongst the vast woodlands. Not to mention the dangerous frozen zombies of the north. We have also sent one of our toad licking yes man Jono to Maine to see if he can prove himself. Maine is not particularly dangerous so he should be able to hold his own. He will then be able to earn his tough Jim Rage last name and a seat amongst the Loyal Minions. See our really well made map.
Many have stayed here at HQ ready to be deployed anywhere at anytime. Baxter Black still hunts the Damien, News on Alice to come soon, and many more stories are bound to rear their ugly heads. Until then here's a picture of a zombie to tide you over.