6/22/2k5 - JUST-IN-CREDIBLE TEAMS UP WITH COWGIRL NAMED HOLLY HELLYEAH. ONLY GOOD THINGS HAPPEN.

Recently we were contacted by a distressed construction worker. He said that while working on a regular old site many of the workers started collapsing to the floor as if being choked by invisible hands. They were soon dead. Despite their complete lack of pulses they managed to rise to their feet again. Relieved to find their fellow workers alive many came to, the once deceased, workers’ aide. Only to find that their comrades had turned to flesh eating zombies! Many perished and few escaped. Those who fell at the hands of the zombies soon became ones themselves. Pretty run of the mill zombie case. It was probably the work of some sort of chemical agent gone aerie (we thought).
Just-In-Credible was sent to dispose of the problem. It was not long before an ex-living worker came stumbling out of the woodworks. Just-In-Credible went to hack its head off but found his strength sucked out of him. He was completely winded even though he hadn’t even started. He was forced to make a close escape by knocking some wood in the way of the zombie (zombies are not big fans of climbing over things). After he left he felt fine, other then that feeling in your gut when you almost die. It was time to check in at the local historical society. He found that the construction site was on an Indian burial ground. Why people don’t learn to just build their stuff next to these thing we’ll never know. Credible knew just what to do. He quickly picked up his phone, and his trusty list phone numbers, and dialed his friend Holly Hellyeah’s number. Holly happened to be one of Just-In’s old old friends and was now happily working on a dude ranch. Whole Indian civilizations where put to rest by cowboys (and cowgirls) so a few workers who are resurrected by already dead Indians shouldn’t be hard for a cowgirl to take out, he thought. (click here for the rest)