1/22/2k5 A LACK OF TRANSPORATION MAKES THINGS GO HOG WILD!

Recently the Jim Rage “Danger Van” (a classic 1978 Chevy G-20) had to go in for repairs. It was in this period that we began to notice a severe lack of van. In fact we noticed a severe lack of vehicles. “Calico Jack’s Racing Machine” a Subaru Legacy, which belonged to Eric “Deathwish” Chabot, was crushed into a cube after being impounded as a result of the many traffic hazards it caused in the course of fighting “The Zombies”. Hanz Irontheighs’ “Pickup of Severe, Unusual, and Cruel Punishment” (a turquoise truck of unknown make and model) currently stalks the long cold roads of Canada. “Big Red” Jim Rage’s personal favorite vehicle (a 1992 Ford F150 Pickup) has been borrowed by Just-Incredible and Peter Fury for reasons we will tell you about later. The Mad Hatter’s Subaru Legacy also known as “Alice” has been trapped in a block of ice and will not be returned to home base until the sun returns to the arctic circle. Most notably the Jim Rage Jet which was a present of a mysterious man named Ned Swanburgh by Omni Corp. Inc. came with an attached note reading

            “And here is some food for my little fishes so that someday they may grow into sharks. When the time comes I shall ask for a favor in return. Until that day think nothing of it. Simply stride forth and do as you do.

Your everlasting friend from Omni Corp. Inc.
Ned Swanburgh”

The Whole thing sounded kind of fishy (no pun intended) and foreboding, but who can refuse a free jet? Needless to

mention, to all you Ragers out there who follow our every move, the Jim Rage Jet was lost at the hands of that Rapscallions Barry Dooley from Dublin Ireland. It should be mentioned here that any rumor of us having a helicopter is completely false.

The Jim Rage "Danger Van in a sorry state.

    This limited us to the “Peberdy Bros. Fantastic Four-wheeled Fighting Mechanism” (The third Automobile in our Subaru Legacy Fleet), one of Brock Ironside’s spare motorcycles, a boat (the Caravel), and our feet. We needed a solution fast. We needed something that could be used mostly to navigate a battle area and was robust and easy to maneuver. So we got a horse. His name’s Norman and he’s a Morgan. But it didn’t stop there. Using this horse we “freed” another horse from it’s cruel human masters at “Kathy’s Tack” doubling our amount of horses. His name is Miraz and he’s a quarter horse. At this rate our amount of horses will increase exponentially and we will have enough said, “horse-power” to match even the Jim Rage Jet. Plus taking care of horses is a fulfilling and interesting hobby. We recommend it to all the zombie hunting organizations out there who don’t have enough money to afford “real” modes of transportation.

Ben leaves his weapons and get's to known Norman